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aphroditesiris @ 10:07 pm: becuase this community is so DEAD and has been, leave it to me to liven it up: from a friend of mine...

Being in charge of 2 Brookwood buildings, here are some rules in case you didn't know:

- do not tell me to call you before I enter your room to do fire safety checks if I had to do this with everyone it would defeat the purpose of it being a SURPRISE. It says in your fucking lease that there will be checks at any time.

- do not tell me that I didn't tell you I was in the apartment when I entered, there is a big orange sign on your door handle saying I'm in your apartment, I yell when I enter each apartment that I'm there and I knock on every closed bedroom door. So if you are having sex and I walk in on you because you didn't hear me, that's your fucking problem, I'm doing my job.

- do not tell me that you can't stand hearing the people above you having sex. That's their personal life and if they want to have sex they can. I can't help that you're not getting laid, so deal with it. If you have a problem with that, you tell them yourself.

- do not take down your smoke detectors and CO2 detectors, they are up there for a reason. If they keep beeping it means 1 of 2 things you either have a fire or CO2 leak, OR they need a battery changed. If you need new batteries, tell the office, they will be HAPPY to give you some.

- do not take down your fire extinguisher. If it was used, let us know, we will replace it. If it is dead, let us know, we will replace it. DO NOT HIDE IT.

- keep your fucking ovens clean. I don't want to hear that you had a fire because the oven doesn't work. That could happen, but if I see that there is gunk ALL OVER IT, then you NEED TO CLEAN IT!

seriously, I don't see how some people can live like that...

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From:shempskaya
Date:June 21st, 2006 03:12 am (UTC)
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Brookwood is a tenement that deserves to burn down.

That lively enough for you?
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From:whisperalullaby
Date:June 21st, 2006 03:20 am (UTC)
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I did voter registrations in Brookwood before the last election. I was in most of the apartments, and while there were a few that were kept nicely...the majority were a DUMP. How can people live like that, I can never understand.
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From:aphroditesiris
Date:June 21st, 2006 12:38 pm (UTC)
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hell, it's mostly a shithole, but it's a cheap roof over my head.

i think upkeep is all in what you have the effort to do; the maintenance crew is lazy though.
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